Kaulana ʻo Kelemania i ka honua no kāna mau mea ʻono a me ka bera, nā sausage i hoʻomoʻa ʻia me ka waha, a me nā kaʻa kīnā ʻole. ʻO nā uku kiʻekiʻe, nā kūlana noho ʻoluʻolu, nā helu hana ʻole e hoʻonanea ai ʻo Kelemania i ka poʻe malihini. ʻO nā Kelemania ke kuleana a me ka manawa kūpono, mahalo lākou i ka maikaʻi impeccable a me ka hōʻoluʻolu, ʻoiai lākou e ʻike pehea e leʻaleʻa ai i ko lākou wā kaʻawale. A laila, paipai mākou e nānā i nā mea hou a pīhoihoi e pili ana iā Kelemania.
1. ʻO Schnitzel a me ka sausage palai nā punahele Kelemania.
2. 90% o nā kamaʻāina he paikikala, akā 80% wale nō ka hoʻohana.
3. He hale ʻaha kūkā ko kēlā me kēia kūlanakauhale (Rathaus). He hale kahiko nani loa kēia.
4. 90% o nā kupa e inu pia, a ʻo ka mea i koe 10% inu i ka waina.
5. Ua ua ka ua ma Kelemania. Anuanu a wela loa paha nā kauwela, ʻaʻohe mahana mahana.
6. Holo ka halihali lehulehu ma ka papa kuhikuhi, ʻaʻole lohi loa.
7. ʻO 35% ka ʻauhau uku.
8. Uku kēlā me kēia limahana i ka ʻauhau hale pule. No laila e ʻōlelo, hāʻawi manawaleʻa ʻo ia i ka luakini.
9. Hoʻomaha nā wahine mai ka makahiki 65, a me nā kāne mai 67.
10. He ʻīlio ko 75% o nā kamaʻāina a mālama iā lākou e like me nā keiki.
11. Ma Kelemania makemake lākou i ka manawa kūpono, akā ʻaʻole 60% ka poʻe Kelemania i ka manawa kūpono.
12. He mea maʻamau ke kanu ʻana i ka meaʻai i ka manawa kūpono, inā he keiki keu ma ke pākaukau, haʻi lākou iā ia: "I ke olakino."
13. ʻO ka puhi ʻana i kou ihu ma ka papaʻaina he mea maʻamau nō hoʻi.
14. Ua ʻoi aku ka nui o nā wahine ma mua o nā kāne ma Kelemania.
15. ʻAʻole hiki wale i ka makuahine ma ka haʻalele hānai, akā ʻo ka makuakāne pū kekahi. Hiki i kēlā me kēia mākua ke noho me kahi keiki a 3 mau makahiki i ka home.
16. Pāʻani haʻuki punahele Kelemania - pōpeku. Mai ka wā kamaliʻi, ua aʻo ʻia ke keiki e pāʻani i ka pōpeku, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia. Koi wale lākou iā ia.
17. Pono nā lole o ka poʻe noho Kelemania e ʻoluʻolu, ʻaʻole nani. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ke kūʻai aku i nā lole kuni i hoʻokahi manawa a ʻaʻahu iā ia no 5 mau makahiki, kūʻai i nā kumu kūʻai a me kēlā me kēia kau.
18. 80% o nā wahine e komo i nā jeans a me nā sneakers, ʻaʻole i nā pālule a me nā kāmaʻa. He mea maʻalahi ia no lākou a he mea ʻole ka manaʻo o ka poʻe iā lākou.
19. Makemake nā Kelemania e mālama i ke kālā. He kānāwai a kānāwai paha kēia.
20. Makemake nā Kelemania e huakaʻi, ʻoi aku ka nui o nā penihana.
21. I kēlā me kēia hapahā o Kelemania, mālama ʻia nā hoʻolauleʻa ma nā carousels.
22. ʻAʻohe hale kūʻai maʻalahi ma Kelemania, he mau hale kūʻai wale nō ma nā hale kākela.
23. Noho wale ka hapa nui o nā Kelemania.
24. E uku ke kūlanakauhale no kēlā me kēia Kelemania hana ʻole i kahi keʻena o 42.9 mau mika kūlike. m. a e kōkua i ka lako pono iā ia.
25.77% o nā Kelemania he kaʻa. ʻO ke kumukūʻai a ʻoi aku ke kaʻa, ʻoi aku ka uku ʻauhau ma luna ona.
26. 61% o nā Kelemania e hoʻohana i ka Pūnaewele i kēlā me kēia lā.
27. He kelepona kelepona ko 95% o ko Kelemania.
28. He 80 kelepona kā Kelemania.
29.62% o nā Kelemania kahi holoi holoi ma ko lākou home.
30. 45% o nā Kelemania he mau hōʻaiʻē kāna e uku ʻia no 20-30 mau makahiki.
31. ʻO nā muliwai nui loa e kahe ana ma Kelemānia ʻo Rhine, Oder, Danube, Elbe, Main, Moselle.
32. Ma mua o ke kau ʻana ma ke kaʻa ʻōhua, pono ʻoe e hōʻike i ka likiki i ka mea hoʻokele.
33. pāpā ʻia ka iho ʻana mai ke kaʻa ʻōhua ma ka puka o mua, i nā manawa pilikia wale nō.
32.67% o ka heluna kanaka o Kelemania he Karistiano a ʻo 11% he poʻe hoʻomaloka.
33. Noho ma mua o 15 miliona mau malihini i Kelemania, a ʻo ka heluna nui he 80 miliona.
34. ʻO ka nui o nā loina i ka ʻaoʻao hema a me ka ʻaoʻao ʻākau ka nui loa. Hiki ʻole i ka poʻe Kelemania ke hoʻomaopopo ʻole i kekahi i kekahi.
35. Inā lohi ke kaʻaahi 2 mau hola, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻi i 50% o ke kumukūʻai likiki.
36. Aia kahi tikiki, kahi e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke holo ma ka Pōʻaono a i ʻole ka Lāpule mai ka hola 9 o ke kakahiaka a i ka 3 i ke kakahiaka a puni ʻo Kelemania, a i 5 mau kānaka no hoʻokahi kumukūʻai. Kumukūʻai 46 euro. Kūʻai haʻahaʻa.
37. Loaʻa i nā haumāna i kahi kāleka huakaʻi no ka wahi āpau kahi e hoʻopaʻa ai lākou mai ka hale aʻo.
38. Holo ka hapa nui o nā Kelemania i ke kakahiaka, ʻaʻole i ke ahiahi.
39. Makemake nā Kelemania e hōʻaiʻē.
40. Ma kahi o 55% o nā Kelemania he kahu hale.
41. Loaʻa i nā ʻohana nui (3-4 keiki) he mau nannies ʻaʻole lākou e nānā wale i nā keiki, akā hana pū kekahi i nā hana o ka home. ʻO ka hapanui he poʻe haole kēia mai Rūsia, Polani, Ukraine.
42. Hoʻokele nā mākaʻi i nā kaʻa mai ka ʻoihana "Mercedes".
43. ʻAʻole ʻono ka palaoa i nā hale kūʻai, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kūʻai ʻana iā ia i ka palaoa, akā he 2-3 mau manawa ke kumu kūʻai.
44. ʻO ka poʻe hana ʻole e loaʻa kahi ola mai ka mokuʻāina ma kahi o 350 euro i kēlā me kēia mahina no kēlā me kēia kanaka. (Hiki iā ʻoe ke noho, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe e holoholo), ʻoiai he kaʻa BMW kekahi.
45. pāpā ʻia nā keiki. No kēia mea, e hoʻonele ʻia lākou i nā kuleana makua.
46. Loaʻa i nā keiki ma lalo o 25 mau makahiki i kahi kālā no ke keiki e aʻo ai i kahi ʻoihana aʻo.
47. No ka paʻi ʻana i ka maka a i ʻole nā ʻōlelo hōʻino, hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi i kahi uku a hiki i 500 euro.
48. ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻohana i nā cartridges a me nā mea kaua traumatic paha i Kelemania.
49. Ma kahi o 80% o ka hewa me ke kuleana obligatory o nā haole.
50. Inā hoʻouka ʻia ʻoe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka holo aku, ʻo ka Czech e kaua aku. Inā ʻole, hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi i kahi ʻatikala maikaʻi a maikaʻi ʻole paha.
51. ʻAneʻane hiki ʻole ke ʻaihue mai kahi hale kūʻai, aia nā mea paʻi kiʻi a i ʻole nā kāmela nānā i nā wahi āpau.
52. 75% o ka heluna kanaka e noho nei i nā hale hoʻolimalima. ʻOiai ʻo ka mea waiwai loa, akā i ka manawa like he waiwai ponoʻī kā lākou i waho, e laʻa me Sepania a me Thailand.
53. Paʻa paʻakikī ka kipaku ʻana i kahi defaulter mai ke keʻena.
54. Pono ʻoe e uku no ka lekiō a me ke kīwī i hoʻokahi manawa i ka hapahā, a ʻaʻohe mea e noʻonoʻo ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻohana.
55. ʻOi aku ka pipiʻi o ka hoʻoponopono ʻana i nā lole ma mua o ke kūʻai ʻana i kahi mea hou.
56. Inā ua poina iā ʻoe nā kī i loko o ke keʻena a ʻaʻohe ou koina, hoʻomākaukau koke ʻoe i 250 kālā i ke kālā.
57. ʻAʻole lawe ka 80% o ka heluna i ke kālā me lākou. Uku lākou ma ke kāleka hōʻaiʻē ma loko o kahi cafe a hale ʻaina paha.
58. ʻAneʻane ʻaʻohe pāpā no nā keiki, hiki iā lākou ke hana ʻaneʻane i nā mea āpau.
59. Aia kekahi ʻinikua pēlā: no nā manawa āpau. Inā kū kekahi mea iā ʻoe, a laila e uku ʻia kāu kālā.
60. Nui a nui ka pia ma Kelemania, akā hana ʻia ka pia maikaʻi ma Bavaria wale nō.
61. Hiki ke hāpai wale ʻia ke keiki ma ke kaʻa paikikala i kahi noho kūikawā. Eia kekahi, he mahiole ka ke keiki, inā ʻaʻole, a laila e uku ka uku.
62. I loko o ke kaʻa, pono ke keiki i kahi noho kūikawā a 14 mau makahiki.
63. Ma ke kikowaena o ke kūlanakauhale hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike pinepine i ka poʻe me nā ʻīlio e nonoi ana i ka manawaleʻa. Uku pū ke kūlanakauhale iā lākou no ka mālama ʻana i ka ʻīlio.
64. ʻAʻole makemake nā Kelemania i nā haole, akā hoʻāʻo lākou e ʻike i kahi ʻōlelo maʻamau me lākou.
65. Pāpā ʻia ka walaʻau ma ke keʻena mai 13 a 15 mau hola. I kēia manawa aia nō he hola hāmau. Hiki iā ʻoe ke uku i ka uku no kēia.
66. Ma hope o 22 mau hola kapu ka hoʻolohe ʻana i nā mele nui, ka hulahula, ke mele ʻana.
67. E kaha i nā keʻa Kelemania a aloha e like me ka pāpā ʻia o Hitler.
68. He mea maʻamau nā homosexuals ma Kelemania a pono e mālama ʻia e like me ka poʻe maʻamau.
69. Kūʻai ʻia ka ʻalekoke a me nā māaka i nā kānaka he 18 a ʻoi paha ka makahiki. Nīnau pū lākou e hōʻike i kaʻu passport.
70. Akā hoʻomaka nā kaikamahine i ka lawe ʻana i nā lāʻau kaohi hānau ma ka makahiki 14.
71. Kākaʻikahi nā wahine Kelemania e hoʻokomo i nā mea hoʻonaninani, akā inā lākou e hana, hiki ke ʻike ʻia mai kahi mamao aku. Mea hoʻonani ʻeleʻele ikaika loa. Ua manaʻo ʻia ʻo ka makaʻu ka wahine wahine Kelemānia, akā i kēia manawa ua loli.
72. Ma Kelemania, hiki iā ʻoe ke kāhea i kahi kanaka i ʻoi aku ma mua ou iā ʻoe, inā ʻae ʻo ia iā ia.
73. maʻi ʻo Kelemania i nā huahana meaola. Aneane i kēlā me kēia kūlanakauhale he 3-4 bioshops. He paʻakikī e haʻi inā he huahana maikaʻi maoli paha kēia a ʻaʻole paha. Makemake nui ʻia kēia mau hale kūʻai me nā makuahine makemake i ka maikaʻi no kā lākou keiki. ʻO ke kumu kūʻai ma laila ʻelua manawa ke kiʻekiʻe.
74. I Kelemania, manaʻo maoli lākou he kanaka lapuwale ka lauoho.
75. Aia he mau lā nui nui - Kalikimaka a me Easter, hoʻolauleʻa haʻahaʻa ʻia ka makahiki hou, akā ma ka Kalikimaka loaʻa nā makana pipiʻi loa iā lākou.
76. Ma ka mōliaola, ke ʻimi nei nā keiki i nā hua kokoleka a me nā mea ono like ʻole, a me nā makana liʻiliʻi i ka māla, i hūnā ʻia e ko lākou mau mākua. A i loko o nā hale kūʻai no kēia lā nui e kūʻai ʻia aku ana nā pōpō kokoleka.
77. ʻAneʻane ʻaʻole hae nā ʻīlio ma Kelemania a ʻoluʻolu loa i nā malihini.
78. ʻAneʻane ʻaʻole wehe nā Kelemania a pau i ko lākou kāmaʻa i ke komo ʻana i kahi hale, ʻo ko lākou ponoʻī nō.
79. ʻAʻole uku ka ʻauhau i ka poʻe e hana ana no ka mokuʻāina a ʻaʻole maʻalahi e hoʻolei iā lākou.
80. ʻAʻole maopopo i nā wahine Kelemania ke kuke, a he ʻoiaʻiʻo kēia. I nā ʻohana Kelemania, kuke ka hapa nui o nā kāne.
81. I loko o kahi hale ʻaina, ʻaʻole makemake nā Kelemania e waiho i kahi piko, inā lākou e hana, a laila a i 2 euro.
82. He peʻe a ʻaʻā paha kēlā me kēia ʻekolu o nā kānaka ma Kelemania.
83. Ma nā mākeke nui nui aia mau kahi papa me nā huahana Lūkini.
84. Pāpā ʻia ka lawaiʻa ʻana ma Kelemania me ka ʻole o kahi laikini lawaiʻa.
85. He kāohi alo ko ka Discos. A inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻae i ka disko, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻahu maikaʻi ʻia ʻoe, e hoʻohaʻahaʻa iā ʻoe iho a haʻalele.
86. Mea pāʻani punahele a nā keiki, Teddy bear.
87. ʻO ka uku no ka ʻōpala ma ke alanui a hiki i 40 euro.
88. ʻO nā pālapa Kelemānia punahele nā ʻōwili paʻakai (Bretzel) a me ka apple apple strudel (Apfelstrudel).
89. ʻO ka huaʻōlelo pelapela maʻamau ka lua o ka puʻu (arschloch) a i ʻole shit (scheise).
90. ʻO ka huaʻōlelo aloha nui loa ka waiwai (schatz).
91. Kāhea pinepine ʻia ka poʻe Kelemania i ka ʻuala no ka mea makemake nui lākou i kaʻuala.
92. Nui nā pedophile ma Kelemania. I kēia mau lā, ua lilo ia i mea hoʻonāukiuki loa, ʻoiai i loko o ka hale pule.
93. ʻO kaʻu maʻi punahele ka maʻi ʻōpū. Pāwīwī loa ia. Lōʻihi 3 a 5 mau lā.
94. E ʻike ai i ke kauka, pono ʻoe e hoʻonohonoho i ka lā a me ka manawa o kāu kipa ʻana i hoʻokahi mahina ma mua.
95. ʻAʻohe puhipaka ka hapa nui o nā Kelemania, ʻaʻole no ka mea mālama lākou i ko lākou olakino, akā no ka mea pipiʻi loa ka paka. Hoʻokahi pack he 5 euro.
96. ʻAʻole maopopo ka poʻe Kelemania i ka hoʻomākeʻaka, he mea weliweli ke hoʻomākeʻaka me lākou.
97. Ma Kelemania, hoʻokaʻawale ʻia nā ʻōpala: ka plastic, ʻōpala a me ka pepa.
98. Hoʻomaʻa pinepine nā Kelemania waiwai i nā kaikamahine Lūkini ʻōpio.
99. Kūʻai ʻia ka ʻaikalima ʻono loa ma McDonald's a i ʻole Burgerkings. ʻAno like loa ia me ke kīʻaha Lūkini.
100. He aloha nui nā kāne Kelemania.
