1. Heʻuʻuku nā wahi o ke kino kāne e hūnā i kekahi mea ma laila.
2. Ua emi nā kāne ma mua o ka wahine.
3. Kūpono nā kāne i nā maʻi e pili ana me ka maʻi.
4. ʻIke paha nā kāne i ka ʻōhule mua.
5. Makehewa nā nipples ma ka umauma o ke kāne: ma ke ʻano o ka pilina pili a me nā ʻano o ka physiology.
6. ʻAʻole hiki i ke kāne ke hoʻonā i kahi pilikia me ka waimaka.
Hele wāwae nā kāne he 7 me nā kui kui lepo.
8. ʻAʻole hāʻawi kekahi i nā pua i nā kāne.
9. ʻAʻole hiki i nā kāne ke wili i ka wā orgasm.
10. Ma hope o ka moekolohe, pono ke kāne e holoi, holoi a hoʻolei i kekahi mea.
11. ʻAʻohe o nā kāne i ka nui o nā kaohi lāʻau.
12. ʻAʻole loa e ʻike ke kāne inā ua lawe ka wahine i ka lāʻau pale.
13. Ma hope o hoʻokahi orgasm, ʻaʻole hiki i nā kāne ke loaʻa i ka lua o ka orgasm koke.
14. ʻAʻole capricious nā kāne a hana ʻano ʻē.
15. ʻAʻohe o ke kāne menstruation a ʻaʻohe o lākou ʻano maikaʻi ʻole i kēia mau lā.
16. ʻAʻole uku ʻia nā kāne i ke kākoʻo keiki.
17. Nānā ʻole i ka hiki i ke kāne ke momona a nānā aku e like me ke kaikamahine hāpai, ʻaʻole e hāʻawi ʻia iā ia kahi noho ma ke kaʻa ʻōhua.
18. ʻAʻole kū nā kāne i ke koho ʻana i nā mea e ʻaahu ai: pālule a i kahi palule.
19. ʻO nā kāne, ʻokoʻa i ka wahine, e ʻako wale i ko lākou ʻumiʻumi a me nā ʻumiʻumi.
20. Pā ʻia nā kāne ma waena o nā wāwae.
21. ʻAʻole kuleana o ke kāne e hahau i ka wahine, ʻoiai ke kuʻi iā ia.
22. Hiki i kahi kūkulu kūkulu ke loaʻa i kahi kāne i nā kūlana pohihihi ʻole loa.
23. Hiki i nā kāne ke waiwai hou aʻe ma mua o ka wikiwiki.
24. ʻAʻole komo nā kāne i nā daimana.
25. Alualu ʻole ʻia nā kāne ma nā alanui e ʻike pono iā lākou.
26. Hiki i ke kāne i ka lua ke pīpī maʻalahi i kona kāmaʻa.
ʻAʻole kūʻai nā kāne i ka waiʻona no ko lākou mau maka nani a me ke kiʻi.
28. ʻO nā kāne a pau, e holo ana i ke keke, hāʻule iā ia.
29. Hiki ke hōʻeha ʻia nā kāne e ka moekolohe me ka wahine ʻike ʻole.
30. Hiki i nā lunamakaʻāinana o ka moekolohe ikaika ke hōʻeha iā lākou iho ma ke kī ʻana i kā lākou lele.
31. Pono nā kāne e hele kūʻai me kā lākou hoa a lawe i nā ʻeke kaumaha.
32. ʻAʻole paʻa nā lima o nā kāne.
33. He makuahōnōwai wahine wale nō nā kāne.
34. ʻAʻole pono nā kāne e komo i ka lole komoʻuʻuku, ʻoiai inā makemake maoli lākou.
35. Hiki i kekahi kāne ke huhū nui i ka haʻi ʻana aku iā ia e pili ana i kahi hanohano.
36. ʻAʻole hiki i ke kāne ke hoʻonui i kona umauma.
37. Pono nā kāne e noʻonoʻo i ko lākou aloha ponoʻī i kēlā me kēia manawa i ka manawa hoʻokahi: no ka makuahine, wahine, makuahōnōwai wahine, kaikamahine.
38. ʻAʻole pono e hoʻomohala ākea ʻia nā lunamakaʻāinana o ka moekolohe ikaika, akā ʻike pū i nā mea āpau e pili ana i nā kaʻa.
39. Ua hoʻomanawanui nā kāne i ka ʻike ʻana o ka wahine i ka moekolohe ke hānau ʻo ia he mau keiki makua.
40. He paʻakikī i nā kāne ke koho i nā makana no kā lākou poʻe i wae ʻia.
41. ʻO nā kāne nā mea kākau o ka nui o nā mea i haku ʻia.
42 I nā marathon ski, holo pinepine kahi kāne i kahi mamao loa.
43. Ua hoʻopaʻi pinepine ʻia nā kāne i ko lākou mau makahiki kula.
44. Hele nā kāne i ke kaua, a i kekahi manawa make lākou ma laila.
45. He aha ka nui o nā pihi a ke kanaka e wehe ai i kona pālule, na ka mākaʻi kaʻa e kākau mau i ka uku.
46. Kū ke alo o nā kāne i kahi hālāwai me kahi transvestite.
47. ʻAʻole hiki i ke kāne ke male i kahi miliona miliona, no ka mea, ʻo ka mea maʻamau he mau lunamakaʻāinana nā lunamakaʻāinana o ka wahine ikaika.
48. ʻAʻole hiki i ke kāne ke loaʻa ka inoa o ka "hero-heroine."
49. Maʻalahi ke kaohi i nā kāne.
50. Kūlehu ʻole nā kāne i ke aloha.
51. ʻO ka pinepine ka hana hewa ʻana o nā kāne.
52. He kuleana nui nā kāne ma nā wahi āpau o ke ola.
53. Pono e hoʻomākaukau nā kebab Shish e nā kāne.
54. E pili ana i nā kāne e kamaʻilio pinepine i nā wahine.
55. Haʻalele pinepine ʻia nā kāne e kā lākou mau kaikamahine aloha.
56. Mai kinohi mai, ua manaʻo ʻia nā leggings he lole kāne wale nō.
57. Inu nui i nā inu lama, ʻaʻole hiki i ke kāne ke moekolohe.
58. ʻOiai ikaika nā kāne, nāwaliwali lākou i ka pono ma mua o ka wahine.
59. Pono nā kāne e noi i kā lākou hoa.
60. ʻAʻohe o nā kāne e nānā i ka pōpeku a inu pia me nā hoa aloha.
61. E hana ikaika nā kāne.
62 ʻAi ke kāne i ka lipstick o ka wahine i ka honi ʻana.
63. Hoʻohana ʻia kahi kāne i ka hoʻoilo ma ke ʻano heater.
64. Kākaʻikahi wale ka mahalo o nā kāne.
65. E make nā kāne i ka ʻehaʻeha inā loaʻa iā lākou pēpē.
66. He poʻe makaʻala ʻole nā kāne.
67. Hiki i nā kāne ke komo i loko o ka urinal.
68. I ke kaʻina o ka hāpai ʻana i kahi keiki, ʻaneʻane pili nā mea āpau i nā kāne.
69. Hoʻowalewale maʻalahi ʻia nā kāne.
70. Hana pinepine ʻia nā kāne e nā wahine no ko lākou pono.
71. ʻO ke kāne ka mea e hāʻawi i ka leʻaleʻa i ka wahine i ka wā o ka moekolohe.
72. Pono nā kāne e halihali i ka ʻaina kakahiaka ma kahi moe.
73. Kūleʻa mau nā kāne me kekahi mea.
74. ʻAʻohe makemake o nā kāne.
75. Ke loaʻa i kahi kāne he nui testosterone i loko o kona kino, huhū lākou a huhū hoʻi.
76. Mākaukau nā kāne i nā maʻi autistic.
77. ʻO kahi keiki i hānau ʻia ʻaʻole ia e ʻōlelo i ka huaʻōlelo mua "makuakāne".
ʻAʻole hoʻolaha ʻia ka lā o ka makua kāne ma ka honua.
79. ʻAʻole ka lā Kāne o kahi lā ʻulaʻula o ka kalena, a ʻaʻohe lā hoʻomaha pū kekahi.
80. Pono nā kāne kāne hoʻokahi e kuke a holoi iā lākou iho.
81. Ua ʻoki poepoe ʻia kekahi mau kāne i ka wā kamaliʻi, akā ʻo nā wahine.
82. E ʻeha paha nā kāne i ka maʻi deficit attention i ka wā kamaliʻi.
83. ʻAʻohe hiki ke loaʻa nā kāne i ka hewa.
84. ʻAʻole hiki i nā kāne āpau ke lilo i mau makua kāne.
85. ʻO ka hapanui pinepine make nā kāne i nā maʻi e pili ana ka naʻau.
86. E make paha nā pēpē kāne ma mua o nā pēpē wahine.
87 nā kāne Mongolian ka mea mua e komo i nā kāmaʻa heʻe kuʻekuʻe wāwae.
88. Mai kinohi mai he kāne i manaʻo ʻia he geishas.
89. E ana nā kāne i kā lākou pono ponoʻī.
90. Makau wale nā kāne i ka hāpai hāpai ʻole o kā lākou wahine.
91. ʻOi aku ke kuleana o nā kāne ma mua o ka wahine.
92. E hoʻomanawanui nā kāne i ka ʻuwā ʻana o ka wahine.
93. ʻAʻole hiki i nā kāne ke hoʻohālikelike i ka hoʻokahakaha.
94. ʻAʻole hiki i nā kāne ke hoʻomaopopo ke hana ana kahi wahine i kahi puʻukū.
95. wahaheʻe pinepine nā kāne.
96. ʻOi loa ke koʻikoʻi i ke kāne.
97. Hū pinepine nā kāne ma mua o nā wahine.
98. Inā ʻoe e hilinaʻi i nā helu helu, a laila ʻoi aku ka pā o ka hekili i nā kāne.
99. Paʻakī ka ʻeha i nā kāne.
100. Pono nā kāne e hoʻohuli i nā wahine i ka moekolohe.
