ʻOkoʻa loa nā kāne mai nā wahine ʻaʻole wale i ka helehelena, akā i ko lākou noʻonoʻo a me ka nānā i ke ola. ʻO ia ke kumu e ʻike ai nā kāne pehea e kaohi ai i ko lākou mau naʻau a noʻonoʻo pono i nā wā pilikia. A laila, paipai mākou e nānā i nā mea kupaianaha a me nā mea hoihoi e pili ana i nā kāne.
1. Ma ke kino kāne, hiki iā ʻoe ke hūnā i nā mea ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi ma mua o ka wahine.
2. ʻOi aku ka pōkole o ke ola ʻana o nā kāne ma mua o ka wahine, akā naʻe, ʻaʻole hiki i nā lāʻau lapaʻau o kēia au ke wehewehe i kēia pono ʻole.
3. No nā wahine, kani nā pilikia me ka ikaika a prostatitis paha.
4. ʻAʻole hele nā wahine ʻōhule ke ʻole lākou e makemake.
5. Kapu mau ʻia nā kāne i ka wai ʻona, ʻoiai e like me ka helu helu, ʻeha nā kāne a me nā wahine i ka waiʻona i nā helu like.
6. He kāne, e like me ka wahine, he nipples. Akā makehewa loa lākou, no ka nui o kou makemake e hānai i kekahi ma ka manawa hoʻokahi.
7. ʻAʻole hoʻonā nā pilikia o nā kāne e ka waimaka.
8. He lepo paha kā ke kāne ma lalo o kona mau kui.
9. ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻopili ʻia ka lepo ma lalo o nā kui o ke kāne me ka varnish ʻulaʻula.
10. ʻAʻole hāʻawi ʻia nā kāne i nā pua ke ʻole ko lākou hoʻolewa.
11. Kapu ʻia nā kāne ke nahu a wili paha i ka manawa o ka hoʻokalakupua.
12. Ma hope o ka moekolohe, pono i nā kāne ke holoi, hoʻomaʻemaʻe, a hoʻolei aku paha i kahi mea.
13. ʻAʻole e loaʻa i nā kāne kahi orgasm mau loa ma hope koke o ko lākou hoʻomaʻemaʻe, hoʻolei a holoi paha i kekahi mea.
14. ʻAʻole i haku ʻia nā mea pale i hiki ke hoʻohana hou ʻia no nā kāne.
15. Inā pale ʻia kāna hoapili he mea huna mau ia na nā kāne.
16. ʻAʻohe kumu o nā kāne no ka hysterical, hōʻino i ka naʻau o kēlā me kēia kanaka a i ʻole capricious i kēlā me kēia mahina no ʻehā a ʻelima mau lā.
17. Ma hope o ka hānau ʻana o kahi keiki, ʻaʻole loaʻa nā kāne i nā paona keu.
18. Inā hele a momona ke kāne, ʻaʻole lilo kekahi ʻāpana o kona kino i ka sexier a me ka makemake.
19. Inā like ka nui o ka ʻōpū o ke kāne me ka wahine i ka malama eiwa o ka hāpai ʻana, ʻaʻole ia e hāʻawi i kona noho ma ke kaʻa ʻōhua.
20. ʻAʻole uku ʻia nā kāne i ke kākoʻo keiki.
21. ʻAʻole haʻohaʻo nā kāne i ka mea e ʻaahu ai no ka lā - pale a palule paha.
22. Inā hoʻoholo ke kāne e ʻaʻa i ka palule, a laila pono ia i loko o kahi kaula, a i ʻole e manaʻo nā mea āpau he wahine kāne ia. Eia nō naʻe, pono ʻoe e ʻohi i kahi ʻekeʻeke no ka lepa i mea e like ai me ka Scotsman.
23. Pono nā kāne e kahi i kahi ʻāpana o ke kino, akā i kēlā me kēia lā.
24. Inā ua hoʻoholo ke kanaka ʻaʻole e kahi i kāna ʻāpana o ke kino, a laila, pili nō kona kuko i ka ʻōpala.
25. Hiki i ke kāne ke kuʻi ma waena o kona mau wāwae i ka wā o ka hakakā.
26. Aia kekahi kānāwai loli ʻole: ʻaʻole hiki i ke kāne ke pā i ka wahine, ʻoiai ʻo ia i hahau ma waena o nā wāwae. Akā ʻaʻohe mea i manaʻolana e hele mai me kahi kānāwai ʻelua e ʻae i ka wahine e ʻiniki i ka pane ʻana i kāna nipple.
27. ʻAʻole pili ka kūkulu ʻana o ke kāne i ka wahine. Hiki iā ia ke hopu iā ia i kēlā me kēia, ʻo ka manawa kūpono ʻole loa: i ka hale hoʻoikaika kino, kiʻo wai a i ʻole i ka ilina.
28. Maʻalahi ka waiwai o nā kāne, akā ʻaihue pinepine lākou. I ka manawa like, minamina ʻole nā manawa o ka lilo ʻana i mea hōʻino no ka pue wahine.
29. Maʻalahi ka loaʻa kālā o nā wahine i ka ʻoihana, a i ʻole ka ʻoihana porn. E like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei, e moe lākou i lalo, akā e kū nā kāne.
30. Hāʻule nā hoʻoholo koʻikoʻi i nā poʻohiwi kāne ikaika. Ua wehewehe ʻia nā mea āpau e ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻoi aku ka noʻonoʻo o ka noʻonoʻo o nā kāne.
31. ʻAʻole hiki i ke kāne ke waiho i kona alo i ka uluna i ke kakahiaka.
32. Inā ala ke kanaka i ke kakahiaka kūpono ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke nānā aku i ka maikaʻi. ʻAʻole kōkua nā kīʻaha mālamalama me nā kalima a me nā pena iā ia, ʻo ka mea ʻokoʻa ka hale morgue.
33. ʻO ke kāne me ke kūlana haʻahaʻa o ka ʻike a me kona helehelena i kahi mamao loa mai nā mea hoʻopunipuni, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻokipa i ka maka ma ka ʻaʻa ʻana i kahi T-shirt paʻa paʻa i hoʻokahi ka liʻiliʻi. ʻO kahi ʻokoʻa hiki wale ke lilo i bodybuilder.
34. ʻAʻole hiki i ke kāne ke komo i ke gula a me nā daimana. Inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hele wāwae, paheʻe, ala aʻe - he mea hana keaka.
35. ʻAʻole hāʻawi ʻia nā kāne i ke gula, nā daimana, nā kūpeʻe lima, nā apo a me nā apo pepeiao. ʻAʻole pili ka paukū 34 ma aneʻi.
36. ʻAʻole lawe nā wahine i nā huluhulu a me nā mea hoʻonaninani i nā wāwae o nā kāne.
37. ʻAʻole kono ʻia nā kāne e waltz.
38. ʻAʻole holo nā wahine ma hope o ke kāne e noi ana i kahi kelepona.
39. ʻAʻole i lohe kekahi o nā kāne i kona ola i kahi huaʻōlelo e like me: "E ke kāne, pono i kou makuwahine he hūnōna wahine?"
40. No ka lōʻihi o nā wāwae o ke kāne, ʻaʻole ia e mālama ʻia i ka cocktail. Kūpono: hui kalapu.
41. ʻAʻole ʻoki nā kāne i ko lākou nipples, ka alelo, a i ka piko paha. Inā kū kēia, he kūpono wale nō e wili i kou manamana lima i kona luakini, a mahalo ʻole i kona make wai no ka huakaʻi.
42. ʻAʻole hiki ke hōʻeha ʻia nā wahine e nā kāne i ka wā o ka moekolohe ʻana. E like me ka hiki ʻole iā lākou ke ʻūlū iā lākou iho i kekahi mea, me ka nānā ʻole ʻana i ka lole zip. Eia nō naʻe, hoʻopaʻapaʻa nā wahine ʻaʻohe mea ʻeha ma mua o ka hānau ʻana.
43. E pīpī paha nā kāne i kā lākou kāmaʻa iho i ka lua.
44. I ke ola o kēlā me kēia kāne hiki mai kahi manawa ke ʻike koke ʻo ia i kahi huakaʻi pū me kahi wahine i ka hale kūʻai ʻaʻole hiki ke alo aʻe.
45. Pili ka mea like i ka hale keaka a me ke keaka mele.
46. E like hoʻi me ka heʻe skating.
47. A ʻo nā ʻaina awakea a ʻaina awakea pū paha me ka makuahūnōwai wahine.
48. Ma ke ala, ʻaʻole hiki i ka wahine ke loaʻa ka makuahōnōwai wahine.
49. ʻOi aku ka paʻakikī o ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kāmaʻa kūpono e nā kāne.
50. Ma waho aʻe, pono ʻoe i nā kākini ...
51. ... kahi e holoi ai.
52. ʻAʻole hiki i ke kāne ke hoʻowalewale i ka wahine me ka lole leʻale nani. Loaʻa iā ia kāna underpants, ka mea hou i ka manawa o nā mea i koe i maʻemaʻe.
53. Inā ʻaʻahu ʻia ke kāne me ka maʻemaʻe a me ka hoʻowalewale, hopohopo ʻo ia ke kuhi hewa ʻia no kahi kāne kāne.
54. ʻAʻole koi ʻia nā wahine e ʻike pehea e nakinaki ai i ka nakinaki.
55. ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻohaʻahaʻa i ka wahine me kahi ʻōlelo e pili ana i kahi genital genital.
56. ʻAʻole hoʻonui ʻia kahi kāne me ka mea silikone.
57. ʻAʻole pono nā wahine e huki i ka lauoho mai ko lākou ihu.
58. Inā lohi ka wahine i ka lā aloha, ua lohi ʻo ia. Inā lohi ke kāne, puaʻa ʻo ia.
59. ʻAʻole pono e kau ka wahine ma ke keʻena kikoʻī i kahi lole paʻa a ʻoluʻolu ʻole hoʻi, ke kali nei i kahi kāne lohi i kāna male ponoʻī. Hiki paha iā ia ke hōʻike ʻelima mau minuke ma mua o ka hana. Inā hana ke kāne, puaʻa ʻo ia.
60. ʻO ka hoʻomākaukau wahine no ka male male kahi lā hoʻomaha kahi e hauʻoli ai nā mea āpau a hoʻomaikaʻi i ka wahine mare. E hoʻolohe ana kahi kāne i ke aloha a me nā hoʻowahāwahā hoʻowahāwahā e pili ana i kaʻoiaʻiʻo e lilo "kekahi o kā lākou iho".
61. Inā aloha ka wahine, a laila hoʻokahi mea. Pono ke kāne e koho mau i waena o kāna mea aloha, ka pôpeku a me kahi Mercedes hou.
62. Ua lawa no ka wahine i ke kula kiʻekiʻe a me ka minoʻaka nani. ʻO ke kāne, ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe, pono e hoʻomaopopo i nā kaʻa, uila, paipu a, ma ke noi a ka wahine, ke ʻano, ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me nā mele.
63. No kekahi manawa i kēia manawa, ua hoʻohui ʻia ka hiki ke kuke, holoi a hoʻomaʻemaʻe i nā koi i luna. Inā ʻole - nā waimaka a me nā hoʻopiʻi o chauvinism.
64. Ma ke ala, ʻaʻole hiki i nā wahine ke chauvinists.
65. Ua haku ʻia nā huaʻōlelo āpau e nā kāne, a ua unuhi ʻia nā wahine e nā kāne.
66. Makemake nā wahine e komo i nā pālule pōkole a i ʻole me ka neckline hohonu. Eia nō naʻe, pāpā kapu loa ʻia nā kāne e "haka pono" i nā leʻaleʻa a pau. No ke aha e waiho ai i kahi keke momona i mua o ka mea pōloli, ʻaʻole hiki ke ʻai ʻia?
67. Hoʻomohala maoli ʻia kahi ʻono a ke kāne no ka hana kiʻi, akā i ka hoʻolaha ʻana i ke wikiō hiki iā ia ke kau ma luna o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni no nā hola lōʻihi. ʻOiai ʻo ka wahine no ka manawa haneli e loaʻa iā Pretty Woman mai ka papa me Julia Roberts.
68. ʻO nā pahuhopu ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o nā kāne ma muli o kā lākou nui no kahi nūnū lele ma mua o nā wahine.
69. Na ke kāne i haku i ka huila, ka lekiō, kelepona a me nā mea like ʻē aʻe. Aia ma luna ona ke lana o ka manaʻo o ka honua holoʻokoʻa.
70. Inā ʻaʻole hiki i kahi kāne ke kū i ka haki o kahi kamepiula, kaʻa a uila paha iā ia iho, pono ia e ʻike i kahi hiʻohiʻona hōʻino, ʻoiai e pono i kahi kāne ke kū i kahi wāwahi a me nā pilikia.
71. Loaʻa nā mākau i ka wahine i ka mākaukau i ka ʻoihana kahiko.
72. Akā na ke kāne e uku.
73. Moemoeā kamaliʻi kāne: e lilo i astronaut, pelekikena a i ʻole kahu bipi ʻaʻole hiki ke ʻike ʻia. ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻōlelo ʻia e pili ana i ka wahine. ʻAʻole paʻakikī iā lākou e lilo i makuahine, i kahu lawelawe, i ke kauka, a i ʻole ke kamāliʻiwahine.
74. I ke komo ʻana i kahi hale kalapu, ʻaʻole hiki i ke kāne ke hoʻonohonoho i kona manawa leʻaleʻa no ka pō e hiki mai ana, me ka ʻakaʻaka wale.
75. ʻO ka mamao o nā skiers kāne kāne ma kahi marathon haʻuki ʻo 20 km ka lōʻihi ma mua o ko nā wahine.
76. He ʻumi mau ʻano kāne a puni, a ʻehiku wale nō no nā wahine.
77. ʻO ka hakakā a ke kāne he ʻōmole i haki ʻia ma ke poʻo o ka ʻenemi. ʻO ka hakakā a ka wahine e pili ana i ka lauoho weluwelu a me ke kaniʻuhū.
78. Inā loaʻa i kahi kāne i kahi hāʻawi mai ka wahine e noho manawa ma ka home, hiki iā ia ke 100% ʻoiaʻiʻo i kēia lā e nānā ʻo ia i kahi melodrama waimaka e like me "ʻEkolu mika ma luna o ka ʻilikai", hōʻike hōʻike "Kēkelē" a i ʻole kahi hanana nui ma "House 2" ... I mea e hōʻino ai i nā mea, hiki ke hoʻopili ʻia i ka mea nānā no hoʻokahi ahiahi.
79. ʻO ka testosterone kāne kāne ma kona ʻano maʻemaʻe e like ia me ka hui ʻana o heroin a me cocaine 1: 1. Akā hiki i nā kāne ke noʻonoʻo i kekahi ʻano.
80. ʻAʻole hiki ke kaupalena ʻia ka koho a ka wahine ma ka pā i ka whiskey, brandy, vodka, a pēlā aku. Hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi i ka makemake i ka rama, martini, cocktail a me nā hui ikaika ʻē aʻe.
81. Pono nā kāne e hoʻolilo i ke kālā ma ka hoʻonanea ma mua o ka wahine. ʻO ka mea mua, pono i kahi kāne e inu hou ma mua o ka wahine. ʻO ka lua, pono ʻo ia e ʻona i ka wahine. A, ʻo ke kolu, e uku ke kāne no nā mea āpau, no ka mea: "ʻAe, he kāne ʻoe!"
82. Makemake nā kāne e hoʻolohe i nā mea kaumaha, ʻo “Aria,” “The King and the Fool,” etc.
83. Eia nō naʻe, i loko o ke kaʻa, pono ke kāne e hoʻolohe iā Britney Spears, Celine Dion, Nyusha, etc. i ke kenekulia 21, he kuleana ko ka wahine e koho i ka nalu FM iā ia iho.
84. Ma ke kula, pono i nā kāne ke pāʻani i ka pōpeku, ke kinipōpō hīnaʻi, ka pōpō peku, ʻoiai nā wahine e kaupalena ʻia i ka paionia, ka pākaukau papa ʻaina a i ʻole ka honu.
85. Inā hoʻopoina kahi kāne no kahi haʻawina aʻo hoʻoikaika kino i kona ʻaʻahu, e loaʻa nō iā ia nā pōkole pōpeku no nā haʻuki. ʻOiai hiki i ka wahine ke hoʻomāliʻi i nā pai i ka hale ʻaina o ke kula.
86. E hoʻopaʻi ʻia ke kāne ma ke kula.
87. A ma ka home.
88. A ma hope o ka male ʻana, hiki ke hoʻopaʻi ʻia ka likelika o ka hoʻopaʻi no nā kāne pālua.
89. Inā he kaua, ua hoʻākoakoa ʻia nā kāne i ka pūʻali koa, a kū nā wahine ma luna o ka anuu a hoʻoluliluli i kahi hainaka i ka ipo e haʻalele ana.
90. E lawe ke kāne i ka pane no nā mea āpau o ka honua.
91. ʻO nā ʻoihana i manaʻo mua ʻia he kāne wale nō ke lilo i wahine. Ua hoʻokumu ʻia ka hockey wahine.
92. No ka nui o kou wehe ʻana i nā pihi ma kou umauma, no ka nui o kou minoʻaka ʻana, no ka nani o nā maka o ke kāne, pono ʻoe e ʻoki no ka uku no nā hana hewa i ke kalepa. Ma ke ala, e like me ka helu, hiki i nā wahine ke kuleana no nā ulia pōpilikia o ke ala.
93. Inā hele ke kāne i ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni me kahi wahine, a laila e hana ʻo ia i ʻelua mau hola e pili ana i nā hanana o Brad Pete, Johnny Depp, ʻo Tom Cruise a i ʻole Leonardo DiCaprio. Inā laki ke kāne, a ʻike ʻia ʻo Angelina Jolie a i ʻole Jennifer Lopez ma ka pakuhi, a laila e kāhea koke ʻia ke kāne he kekeke a hopohopo paha.
94. ʻAʻole inu nā kāne i ka champagne, akā wehe lākou, kiʻi i kahi cork i ka maka a hoʻokuʻu i ke kōkō.
95. ʻO nā kāne - nā mea komo i nā anecdotes e pili ana i nā ipo e peʻe nei i loko o ka lumi moe mai ke kāne i hoʻi ʻole ʻia, e iho i ka pahu ʻōpala i nā pōkole wale nō a me ka neʻe ʻole o lākou i ka pāpale i nā hoanoho. Eia naʻe, ʻo ka mea leʻaleʻa i kekahi manawa ʻaʻole kēia moʻolelo mai kahi anecograp.
96. ʻAʻole hiki i nā wahine ke kāhea i ka home i lunamakaʻāinana o kahi ʻoihana kahiko i lilo i transvestite.
97. ʻAʻole makaʻu nā wahine i ka lilo o kāna hoa i lalo o ka makahiki.
98. ʻAʻole hiki i ke kāne ke lilo i wahine a ka miliona miliona.
99. ʻAʻohe ʻae ʻia nā kāne i ka ʻauʻau wahine.
100. ʻAʻole hiki i kahi kāne ke loaʻa ke poʻo inoa o "Mother Heroine".
