ʻO nā keiki o ka Soviet Union ... Pehea ka maikaʻi a me ka nani, ke kaumaha a me ka luʻuluʻu, palupalu a ʻehaʻeha hoʻi i kēia huaʻōlelo ... He mea pono ke pani ʻana i kou mau maka i kahi manawa, a e kahe ana nā mea hoʻomanaʻo e like me ka muliwai ...
Inā he keiki ʻoe i nā makahiki 50, 60, 70 a 80 paha, i ka nana aku, paʻakikī e manaʻoʻiʻo pehea mākou e ola ai a hiki i kēia lā.
I ko mākou wā kamaliʻi, hoʻokele mākou i nā kaʻa me ke kāʻei ʻole a me nā ʻeke airbags. ʻO ka holo kaʻa kaʻa lio i kahi lā mahana o ke kauwela kahi mea leʻaleʻa maikaʻi. Ua pena ʻia kā mākou moena me nā pena ʻālohilohi, waiwai-kēpau.
ʻAʻohe poʻi huna i nā ʻōmole lapaʻau, haʻalele pinepine ʻia nā puka, a ʻaʻole paʻa ʻia nā waihona. Ua inu mākou i ka wai mai kahi kolamu ma ke kihi, ʻaʻole mai nā ʻōmole plastic. ʻAʻole ia i manaʻo i kekahi e holo kaʻa i ka mahiole. Weliweli!
No nā hola he nui mākou i hana ai i nā kaʻa a me nā scooter mai nā papa a me nā bearings mai ka landfill, a iā mākou i ka wā mua e lele i lalo o ka mauna, hoʻomanaʻo mākou ua poina mākou e hoʻopili i nā paleki.
Ma hope o ko mākou kalaiwa ʻana i ka nahele ʻoʻoi o ka manawa, hana mākou i kēia pilikia. Ua haʻalele mākou i ka hale i ke kakahiaka a pāʻani i ka lā holoʻokoʻa, e hoʻi ana i ke kukui o ke alanui, ma hea lākou.
ʻAʻole hiki i kekahi ke ʻike i kahi o mākou. ʻAʻohe kelepona paʻa lima! He paʻakikī e noʻonoʻo. Ua ʻoki mākou i nā lima a me nā wāwae, haki nā iwi a kīkē i nā niho, ʻaʻohe mea i hoʻopiʻi aku iā haʻi.
Ua hiki mai kekahi mea. ʻO mākou wale nō a ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe i ʻāhewa. Hoʻomanaʻo anei? Ua hakakā mākou a hiki i ko mākou koko a hele a puni me nā ʻūlū, maʻa i ka nānā ʻole ʻana iā ia.
Ua ʻai mākou i nā pōpō, nā ʻaikalima, ua inu i ka wai lemonona, akā ʻaʻohe mea momona mai ia mea, no ka mea ua holo mākou a pāʻani i nā manawa āpau. Ua inu kekahi mau kānaka i ka ʻōmole like, a ʻaʻohe mea i make i kēia. ʻAʻohe o mākou ʻoluʻolu pāʻani, kamepiula, 165 kahawai kīwī ukali, CD, kelepona paʻalima, wikiwiki mākou e nānā i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me ka lehulehu holoʻokoʻa i ka hale kokoke, no ka mea ʻaʻohe kāmele wikiō pū kekahi.
Akā he mau hoaaloha kā mākou. Ua haʻalele mākou i ka hale a loaʻa iā lākou. Holo mākou i nā paikikala, pāʻani i nā pāʻani ma nā kahawai wai, noho ma ke keʻena, ma ka pā, a i loko o ka pā kula a kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka mea a mākou e makemake ai.
Ke makemake mākou i kekahi, ua kīkē mākou i ka puka, kani i ka bele, a i ʻole hele wāwae wale i loko a ʻike iā lākou. Hoʻomanaʻo anei? Me ka noi ʻole ʻana! Oe iho! ʻO ʻoe wale nō i kēia ao kolohe a weliweli hoʻi! ʻAʻohe pale! Pehea mākou i ola ai?
Hana mākou i nā pāʻani me nā lāʻau a me nā kini, ʻaihue mākou i nā ʻāpala mai nā māla a ʻai i nā cherry me nā ʻanoʻano, a ʻaʻole ulu nā ʻanoʻano i loko o kā mākou ʻōpū! Ua kau inoa nā kānaka āpau no ka pōpeku, hockey a i ʻole volleyball ma ka liʻiliʻi i hoʻokahi manawa, akā ʻaʻole i komo i loko o ka hui. ʻO ka poʻe i nalo i ke aʻo ʻana pehea e hana ai me ka hoka.
ʻAʻole akamai kekahi o nā haumāna e like me ke koena, no laila noho lākou no ka makahiki ʻelua. ʻAʻole i hoʻokaʻawale ʻia nā hoʻokolohua a me nā hoʻāʻo i nā pae he 10, a ua hoʻokomo ʻia nā māka i nā helu 5 i ke kumumanaʻo, a me nā helu 3 i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo.
I ka wā hoʻomaha, ua ninini mākou i ka wai ma luna o kekahi me kekahi mai nā syringes kahiko hiki ke hoʻohana hou ʻia.
No mākou kā mākou hana! Ua mākaukau mākou no nā hopena. ʻAʻohe mea e peʻe ma hope. ʻAʻohe manaʻo i hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai aku i nā mākaʻi a i ʻole hoʻokuke aku i ka pūʻali koa.
Lawe mau nā mākua o kēlā mau makahiki i ka ʻaoʻao o ke kānāwai, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo?! Ua hānau kēia hanauna i kahi nui o ka poʻe i hiki ke lawe i nā pōpilikia, hoʻonā i nā pilikia a hana i kahi mea i ʻole ma mua, ʻaʻohe wale. Loaʻa iā mākou ke kūʻokoʻa o ke koho, ke kuleana e makaʻu a me ka ʻole, kuleana, a ua aʻo mākou e hoʻohana i nā mea āpau. Inā ʻo ʻoe kekahi o kēia hanauna, mahalo wau iā ʻoe!
Laki mākou i ka pau ʻana o kā mākou wā kamaliʻi a me ko mākou ʻōpio ma mua o ke kūʻai ʻana mai o ke aupuni i ke kūʻokoʻa mai ka poʻe ʻōpio no ka hoʻololi ʻana i nā lola, nā kelepona paʻalima, kahi hale hana hōkū a me nā ʻāpana me Coca-Cola ...
Hana mākou i nā mea he nui i kēia manawa ʻaʻole loa e moemoeā o ka hana. Eia kekahi, inā hana ʻoe i kēia lā ma ka liʻiliʻi i hoʻokahi manawa āu i hana ai i kēlā me kēia manawa i ka manawa, ʻaʻole lākou e ʻike iā ʻoe, a kuhihewa paha ʻoe no kahi pupule.
ʻĀ, e laʻa, e hoʻomanaʻo i nā mīkini kūʻai wai kōkō? Aia kekahi aniani helehelena - hoʻokahi no nā mea āpau! I kēia lā, ʻaʻohe mea e noʻonoʻo e inu i kahi kīʻaha maʻamau! A ma mua, ma hope o nā mea āpau, inu nā mea āpau mai kēia mau aniani ... He mea maʻamau! A ma hope o nā mea āpau, ʻaʻohe mea i makaʻu i ka hopu ʻana i nā maʻi.
Ma ke ala, ua hoʻohana ʻia kēia mau aniani no kā lākou ʻoihana e nā poʻe ʻona ʻona. A, e noʻonoʻo, e noʻonoʻo wale i kēia - ua hoʻihoʻi lākou i ke aniani i kona wahi! Mai piliwi iaʻu? A laila - kahi mea maʻamau!
A pehea e pili ana i ka poʻe e kau nei i kahi pale ma ka paia, e pio nā kukui a e ʻōhumu i kekahi mea iā lākou iho i ka pouli? ʻĀpana? ʻAʻole, he mea maʻamau ia! I ka wā ma mua, i kēlā me kēia home kahi ʻahaʻaina i kāhea ʻia - kāohi i kou hanu - kiʻi ʻoniʻoni! Hoʻomanaʻo i kēia hana mana?! ʻO wai ka mea hana kiʻi paʻi kiʻi e holo nei?
Ke ninini nei ka uahi, ʻaʻala ala i loko o ke keʻena. ʻO kēlā papa me nā leka. He aha ka mea i ʻike ʻia iā ʻoe? Kahuna nui ʻĀnia ʻo Aramonetrigal? I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ʻoe kēia e noho nei. ʻO ka mea maʻamau! Ua puhi nā miliona o nā keiki Soviet i nā kāleka kāleka no nā mākua ma Malaki 8 - "Mommy, hoʻomaikaʻi i ka Lā Wahine International. Makemake wau iā ʻoe i lani lani maluhia ma luna o kou poʻo, a me kāu keiki - he paikikala "...
A e noho ana nō naʻe kēlā me kēia i loko o ka lua, a ma kahi noho lua i hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻia, a i ka pouli - a he ipukukui wale nō e ʻālohilohi ana. ʻO ka mea maʻamau ka paʻi ʻana i nā kiʻi. Aia ko mākou ola āpau i kēia mau kiʻi ʻeleʻele a keʻokeʻo hoʻi, paʻi ʻia me ko mākou mau lima ponoʻī, ʻaʻole na kahi kāne ʻuhane ʻole mai Kodak ... ʻ,, hoʻomanaʻo ʻoe i ka mea hoʻopaʻa?
E nā kaikamahine, hoʻomanaʻo anei ʻoe i nā kāʻei kāpili? Kupanaha, ʻaʻole ʻike ʻia kahi keikikāne hoʻokahi o ka honua i nā lula o kēia pāʻani!
Pehea e ʻohiʻohi pepa neoneo ma ke kula? Ke hoʻomāinoino ʻia nei ka nīnau - no ke aha? A laila lawe wau i ka waihona Playboy holoʻokoʻa a Pāpā ma laila. A ʻaʻohe mea naʻu! Pīhoihoi koʻu makuahine, no ke aha i hoʻomaka ai koʻu makuakāne e nānā pono i kaʻu hana home?!
ʻAe, ua like mākou me kēlā ... Nā keiki o ka Soviet Union ...
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