ʻO nā kaikamahine nā mea huna pohihihi, akahai a ʻoluʻolu hoʻi, nani a nani ʻole, hala ʻole a lokomaikaʻi hoʻi. He nani a kū hoʻokahi kēlā kaikamahine i kona ʻano ponoʻī, akamai a wikiwiki hoʻi. Kūpono kēlā me kēia i ke aloha a me ke kākoʻo. A laila, paipai mākou e heluhelu i nā mea hoihoi hou aʻe e pili ana i nā kaikamahine.
1. Makemake nā kaikamahine āpau e pīpī me nā lunamakaʻāinana o ka hapalua ikaika o ke kanaka.
2. Inā ʻoi aku ma mua o ʻekolu mau wahine i ka hui, huli koke ke kamaʻilio i nā kāne.
3. Hoʻopā nui nā wahine uʻi, ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i ke kumu o kēia.
4. Inā noi ʻia kahi kaikamahine e hōʻike i kona mau lima, e kīʻaha ʻo ia iā lākou me kona mau lima i lalo, e hōʻike ana i kāna manicure.
5. Hiki iā lākou ke hana i nā mea he nui i ka manawa like: pena i ko lākou kui, nānā i nā kīwī TV a kamaʻilio pū me ke kelepona.
6. ʻOiai e ʻaʻahu ana, huki mua nā wahine i kahi jumper, a laila jeans.
7. E hana kaulike a nani hoʻi i nā maka (ʻo ka maka hoʻi o nā maka maka haʻahaʻa), hāmama ko lākou waha.
8. Ke lulu lima nā kaikamahine, paʻa lākou iā ia me ka hoʻoluliluli ʻole.
9. Ke ʻuwī nā wahine, uhi lākou i ko lākou waha me ka pāma, ʻaʻole ka lima e like me nā kāne.
10. Ke kīloi ʻana, hoʻihoʻi nā wahine i ko lākou lima ma hope o ko lākou kua, akā hālau nā kāne ma ka ʻaoʻao.
11. ʻAʻole loa lākou i hemo i ko lākou pālule ma ka lālau ʻana ma ko lākou kua.
12. Makemake nā wahine uʻi ke hana nui ko lākou mau lima me kekahi mea, no laila e paʻa mau ana kahi ʻeke a paʻa paha.
13. Inā hana ka lā kāne me kahi kaikamahine i ka hola 19.00, e hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hoʻomākaukau nona ma ke kakahiaka a lohi nō naʻe.
14. Makemake nā lede e hoʻohana i nā mea no kā lākou kumu i manaʻo ʻia: wehe i ka pia me kahi ʻōmole ʻōmole, nā ʻamela peel me ka peel ʻelima ...
15. I ka nānā aku i ka kuʻekuʻe, nānā nā wahine ma hope o ko lākou kua, a hāpai nā kāne i ko lākou mau wāwae.
16. Aia ka manaʻo o ka wahine, ʻike ʻo ia ke nānā ke kāne i ka pīpeka me nā hoaaloha, a ke noho maoli ʻo ia ma ka hana.
17. Manaʻo nui nā kaikamahine he mau nā mea aloha mua iā lākou e kakali nei no ko lākou hoʻi ʻana mai a ke lana nei ka manaʻo hou i ko lākou pilina.
18. Inā haʻi ka nani iā ʻoe he hoa aloha maikaʻi loa ʻoe, no laila ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e manaʻolana no ka pili aloha.
19. Ke hoʻāʻo nei nā lede e ʻike e pili ana i ka ipo wahine o ke kāne, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻike ʻana iā ia e hōʻoia ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka wahine aloha.
20. Inā makemake ka mea aloha e ʻike i ka inoa o kāu kime pīpeka punahele, a laila hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e koho i ka ʻōlelo huna i ka leka uila.
21. I nā lā mua o ka pilina, pili pinepine nā kaikamahine me nā hoa aloha o ke kāne a me nā hoa hana e hiki ai iā lākou ke mahalo iā ia.
22. ʻOi aku ka maʻalahi o nā lede e kala aku i ke kāne no ka nele i ke kālā a i ʻole ka hopohopo māmā ma mua o ka nele o kahi ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka a me ka manaʻo.
23. ʻAʻole kūʻē nā wahine i ka moekolohe ma ka lā mua, akā ma muli o nā loina ʻaʻole lākou e hana.
24. No lākou, he mea nui nā lā poina ʻole, nā mea āu e kākaʻina iki ai a mai hoʻāʻo hoʻi e hoʻomanaʻo.
25. Loaʻa i kekahi mau kaikamahine i kahi "hoa aloha" ke manaʻo lākou ua pau ka pilina me ke kāne.
26. Hoʻowahāwahā lākou i nā pāʻani kamepiula, ka pōpeku, hui pū me nā hoaaloha, inaina wale lākou i ka nānā ʻole ʻana o ke kāne iā ia.
27. ʻO nā mea a nā wahine e kala aku ai i nā kāne, hoʻomanaʻo lākou i waena o ka hakakā hakakā.
28. Hana nā kaikamahine i nā kaila āpau, manicure, make-up, kūʻai aku a pēlā aku ʻaʻole no lākou iho, akā no kā lākou mea aloha.
29. Ua hele pinepine lākou i kāu ʻaoʻao ma nā pūnaewele pūnaewele ma mua o kāu e hana ai iā ʻoe iho, a pāpā ke Akua ʻaʻole lākou e ʻike i kāu "like" ma lalo o ke kiʻi a haʻi ...
30. Manaʻo nā Bea Bea i nā hui wale nō: hele lākou i ka lua me kahi hoaaloha, no nā kūʻai - me ʻelua.
31. Mai kāna mea aloha, mākaukau ʻo ia e ʻae i hoʻokahi rose e like me ka makana maikaʻi loa, a mai ka mea aloha ʻole ʻia, 101 mau pua rose ʻaʻole hauʻoli.
32. Aloha nā kaikamahine i nā holoholona, ʻoi aku ka palupalu a me ka hulu, no laila inā kāhea lākou iā ʻoe he "bunny" a i ʻole "cat", a laila mai ka minamina nui wale.
33. Inā hakakā ka wahine me kāna ipo, a laila ʻo ka mea mua e kāhea ʻo ia i kāna hoa aloha e kākoʻo iā ia.
34. Manaʻo kēlā me kēia wahine he mau paona keu kāna ʻelua, no laila hoʻokahi manawa i ke kau e hele ʻo ia i kahi papaʻai.
35. Inā ʻike lākou i kahi punawelewele (kekahi nalo), hoʻomaka lākou i ka pīhoihoi i makaʻu nā mea kolo iā lākou iho.
36. Hoʻonani nā kaikamahine āpau i nā mahalo, a inā ʻaʻole lākou i lohe i hoʻokahi huaʻōlelo nani i hoʻokahi lā, hoʻopau wale lākou i nā kinoea.
37. Nānā lākou i ke aniani i nā manawa he nui i ka lā, ʻaʻole hele ma ka puka aniani o ka hale kūʻai nui, i mea e mahalo ʻole ai i ka noʻonoʻo.
38. ʻAʻole kuke ka wahine i kahi ipu nani me nā pae paʻakikī he nui, nona wale nō.
39. ʻO nā kaikamahine, ma lalo o ka makahiki 25, ʻaʻole lākou e kūkulu i kahi pilina me kahi keikikāne ma mua o ʻelua mau makahiki, ʻoi aku ka hoihoi o lākou i nā kāne ʻelemākule.
40. Mālama pinepine nā wahine i nā leka, nā kāleka kāleka, sms mai nā ipo aloha a heluhelu hou iā lākou.
41. Mālama kekahi i nā ʻōmole ʻala maikaʻi, nā wahī makana, nā mea wahī kumu no nā makahiki.
42. Loiloi nā wahine i kekahi wahine ʻē aʻe ma o kona helehelena wale nō, me ka nānā ʻole i ka ʻike ʻikepili.
43. ʻO nā kaikamahine āpau, me ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻole ʻia, mai nānā ʻole i nā mea hoʻonaninani, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole ia e hoʻohana i nā mea hoʻonani, loaʻa mau iā ia nā hue ʻumeke.
44. Ma hope o ka haki ʻana, uē pinepine lākou i ka pō a hopohopo nui lākou no hoʻokahi makahiki hou.
45. Kūʻai nā mea nani he nui i nā pālule hoʻokahi ka liʻiliʻi, i mea kekahi e hoʻoikaika ai a lilo koke ka paona.
46. Ua hoʻāʻo kekahi mau kaikamahine i ka paka i ka manawa hoʻokahi i ko lākou ola, akā ʻaʻole ʻae ʻia.
47. ʻAneʻane pau nā wahine e kūkākūkā me kā lākou ipo wahine i kā lākou pili pili loa me nā kāne.
48. Nānā mau nā lede i kā lākou mau keonimana no ka "kāne" a hoʻomaʻamaʻa i kekahi mau hanana i mea e hōʻoia hou ai i kēia.
49. Ke neʻe ʻo ia me kāna ipo kāne, piha nā waihona a me nā kīʻaha i kāna mau mea a me nā trinket "pono" loa.
50. ʻOi aku ka paʻakikī o ka lolo wahine a hiki i ka multitasking.
51. Inā he blouse hou kā kahi hoaaloha, a laila e holo wikiwiki ka nani i ka hale kūʻai no nā lole hou.
52. Aia kekahi mau wahine e manaʻoʻiʻo nei i ka launa aloha ma waena o ke kāne a me ka wahine, akā lana ka manaʻo e ulu ia i kahi pilina.
53. Kuhi kekahi kaikamahine i nā ipo wahine a kāna ipo kāne i mea hakakā nona a lili hoʻi.
54. ʻElua paha ʻālohilohi o nā wahine ma mua o nā kāne.
55. A ʻoi aku ka mākaukau o ka ʻōlelo a ka wahine, momona o kā lākou huaʻōlelo.
56. ʻO kahi pākēneka nui o nā nani e nānā i nā kelepona o kā lākou mea aloha.
57. He 10% ʻoi iki ka lolo o nā kaikamahine ma mua o nā keikikāne.
58. Inā koi ʻo ia i kekahi mea, a laila e aho ʻo ia e ʻae i kēia, e mahalo ʻo ia.
59. Manaʻo nā wahine i ka horoscope, nā wānana, nā manaʻoʻiʻo a me nā wānana o ke aniau, ʻae kēia iā ʻoe e ʻike i ka lawehala (no ka pōpoki ʻeleʻele ka hewa no ke kui kui)
60. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i kona lauoho hou, a laila ʻaʻole ʻoe e kala iā ʻoe no kēia a e pout no kahi manawa lōʻihi.
61. E hoʻomanaʻo, he waiwai nui ka ʻike a ka hoa aloha a kāu ipo.
62. ʻAʻole ʻike wale nā wahine uʻi pehea e hūnā ai i nā mea huna, a no laila e kamaʻilio pū kekahi me kekahi.
63. Aloha nā kaikamahine āpau i nā knick-knacks nani, kūʻai iā lākou a kau ma nā papa o nā lumi.
Kūpilikiʻi ka 64.95% o nā kaikamahine ma muli o ko lākou helehelena.
65. Hiki iā lākou ke kūʻai i kahi puke liʻiliʻi ʻaʻole lākou e pono ai no ka mea he nani ka uhi.
66. ʻAʻohe hoihoi o nā bodybuilders a me nā kino pume i nā wahine oʻo.
67. Makemake nui nā kaikamahine i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni "waimaka" a uē mau i nā wā kaumaha.
68. Ke ʻano maikaʻi ʻole ke kaikamahine, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio pū me ia (ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hewa), he mea nui e pūliki wale a kokoke.
69. He 20% ʻoi aku ka puʻuwai o nā wahine ma mua o nā kāne.
70. Makemake nā kaikamahine i nā kāne kolohe a kolohe, akā makemake lākou e kūkulu i nā pilina me nā mea ʻoluʻolu a akahai hoʻi.
71. He inaina lākou i nā kāne e mālama maikaʻi ʻole i nā holoholona.
72. ʻAneʻane ʻoluʻolu ʻole nā wahine a pau me ka ʻenehana a ʻike hemahema ʻole i nā kamepiula.
73. Inā ʻike kūʻokoʻa kekahi kanaka pehea e hoʻoponopono ai i kekahi mea, a laila "ulu" ʻo ia i kona mau maka e nā pākēneka.
74. Holoi nā kaikamahine i nā mea pili o nā ipo, ma mua i kope ʻia iā lākou i loko o kahi puke noke.
75. Ua lawa ka maiʻa ʻelua a me hoʻokahi sanwī no ka lede e māʻona ai i kāna pōloli no ka hapalua lā.
76. Ke hui ke kāne me kahi kaikamahine, noʻonoʻo ʻo ia i ko lākou lā male a noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ke ʻano o nā keiki.
77. Inā ʻoe i ʻike i kāu mea aloha me ka ʻole o ka makeup (no ka manawa mua i loko o ʻeono mau mahina), a laila hilinaʻi piha loa ʻo ia iā ʻoe.
78. Hoʻokomo nā wahine i nā pila a hoʻololi i kā lākou pēke, no laila ʻaʻohe kani i kā lākou ʻeke.
79. Inā kūlike ʻole ka varnish me ka pālule hou, a laila no ke kaikamahine he kumu koʻikoʻi kēia e hoʻonāwaliwali ai.
80. Inā hāmau ke kaikamahine no ka manawa lōʻihi, a laila ke ulu nei ka hakakā.
81. Kūleʻa wale nā lede e hānai i kā lākou keonimana, ʻo ka nui o ke kg e loaʻa iā ia, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi.
82. Moemoe nā kaikamahine āpau i ka male ʻana a mai ka wā kamaliʻi hoʻolālā lākou i nā kikoʻī o ka hana male.
83. He ʻāʻī maʻalahi lākou, no laila, huli i ke kāhea, huli wale lākou i ko lākou ʻāʻī.
84. ʻOi aku ka akahele o nā wahine i ke kaʻa ma mua o nā kāne, hoʻomohala nui ʻia ko lākou ʻano mālama iā lākou iho.
85. Maopopo iā lākou ma hope o ka lā mua, koi ke kāne e kelepona mua.
86. Nānā mau nā wahine uʻi i nā mea liʻiliʻi (keu hoʻi i ke koho ʻana i kahi hiʻohiʻona ma ka pepa kiʻi pepa).
87. Hiki i nā wahine ke hoʻokaʻawale i nā aka o nā waihoʻoluʻu ma mua o nā kāne.
88. ʻAʻohe kaikamahine i hauʻoli i ka nui o kona mau umauma (ʻoi aku a ʻoi aku a ʻoi paha.
89. No hoʻokahi pule, e ʻike ana kāu wahine i ka nele o ka blus o ka nui kūpono ma ka hale kūʻai.
90. Holoi nā kaikamahine i nā pā ma hope o ka ʻai, ʻaʻole like me nā kāne ma mua.
91. Noho lākou i ka awelika o ʻelua mau pule ma ke koho ʻana i kahi makana.
92. Hele neʻe nā wahine i ka ʻaoʻao i ka iho ʻana a i ka piʻi mauna paha.
93. ʻO nā kaikamahine ma ka pāʻina like i nā lole like like he mea pōʻino.
94. Hoʻopili mau lākou i ka lauoho pololei, a me nā wili curly maʻalahi.
95. He nui nā ʻeke a ka wahine: nā nui like ʻole, nā waihoʻoluʻu, nā kaila.
96. Ke hele wāwae, hoʻoluliluli nā kaikamahine i ko lākou pūhaka, no ka mea, ʻoi aku ka laulā o kā lākou iwi pelvic.
97. Ma loko o ko lākou ola, ʻai nā lede i ka 2 kg o ka lipstick.
98. Hiki i ka moekolohe ke ʻike maikaʻi aʻe i ka pouli.
99. ʻOi aku ka lōʻihi o ke ola maʻamau no nā wahine.
100. Makemake nā kaikamahine e mahalo ʻia, mahalo ʻia, ʻaʻahu a hāʻawi pinepine ʻia i nā mahalo.
